Tuesday, May 23, 2006
I've got to laugh to keep from crying.
So I was just thinking...
I get out of my car at the credit union and am accosted by a guy who says "Do you support local artist. I got my latest CD right here for $5." I said "maybe when I come out." So after waiting 30 minutes in the damn line, I don't want to be bothered with him and his gospel rap CD. But why when Jo-Jo the "Bootleg CD/DVD" salesman yells my name (Yes, that is how many bootleg DVD's I buy) do I go over there and spend $20 copping the latest Heather Headley and Avant. That is just wrong. That's probably why I'm having such a hard time these days. Damn! I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I tell my ex-husband that I have to go to a funeral and he needs to get the boys from the bus stop after school. But then he asks me do I have a babysitter...What's wrong with this picture? I swear, I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Ok, so it hit 77 degrees yesterday and we are looking at mid eighties all weekend but why do I have to be subjected to this:
1. Just because you polish your toes, does not mean that your feet are ready to be exposed. I saw a heel so damn crusty and rough yesterday I almost threw up! And the pinky toe...nurture the pinky toe ya'll. It might be hid up under that 4th toe but it needs love too!
Pumice stone people!! It works!
2. If you are going to wear leggings (heaven forbid) invest in a thong. Unless you are coming from the gym you are already out of line. But if this is your fashion statement, I don't want to see your big ass granny panties looming out of the top of the leggings. All balled up at the thigh! What is that???
2. (b) If your panties are all up in your ass anyway, why not try a thong? It's much more comfortable. Or buy the right size. Bertha you're not a size 5 panty anymore! (I had to learn this one personally!)
3. Mr. Biker who wears biker shorts when biking. Is there a way for you to hide your balls? I'm sorry but you can't help but look, they're right there. OK, maybe it's just me.
Ok, I'm done for this week. All COMPLAINTS, HATE MAIL and anything else derogatory please don't post. I cannot be held responsible for my actions. For I know not what I do or say! (smile). Go ahead and post em', hell tell a friend or five!
I've got to laugh to keep from crying!
www.ericanmartin.com
www.2ndtimeonline.net
I get out of my car at the credit union and am accosted by a guy who says "Do you support local artist. I got my latest CD right here for $5." I said "maybe when I come out." So after waiting 30 minutes in the damn line, I don't want to be bothered with him and his gospel rap CD. But why when Jo-Jo the "Bootleg CD/DVD" salesman yells my name (Yes, that is how many bootleg DVD's I buy) do I go over there and spend $20 copping the latest Heather Headley and Avant. That is just wrong. That's probably why I'm having such a hard time these days. Damn! I have to laugh to keep from crying.
I tell my ex-husband that I have to go to a funeral and he needs to get the boys from the bus stop after school. But then he asks me do I have a babysitter...What's wrong with this picture? I swear, I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Ok, so it hit 77 degrees yesterday and we are looking at mid eighties all weekend but why do I have to be subjected to this:
1. Just because you polish your toes, does not mean that your feet are ready to be exposed. I saw a heel so damn crusty and rough yesterday I almost threw up! And the pinky toe...nurture the pinky toe ya'll. It might be hid up under that 4th toe but it needs love too!
Pumice stone people!! It works!
2. If you are going to wear leggings (heaven forbid) invest in a thong. Unless you are coming from the gym you are already out of line. But if this is your fashion statement, I don't want to see your big ass granny panties looming out of the top of the leggings. All balled up at the thigh! What is that???
2. (b) If your panties are all up in your ass anyway, why not try a thong? It's much more comfortable. Or buy the right size. Bertha you're not a size 5 panty anymore! (I had to learn this one personally!)
3. Mr. Biker who wears biker shorts when biking. Is there a way for you to hide your balls? I'm sorry but you can't help but look, they're right there. OK, maybe it's just me.
Ok, I'm done for this week. All COMPLAINTS, HATE MAIL and anything else derogatory please don't post. I cannot be held responsible for my actions. For I know not what I do or say! (smile). Go ahead and post em', hell tell a friend or five!
I've got to laugh to keep from crying!
www.ericanmartin.com
www.2ndtimeonline.net
# posted by Erica N. Martin @ 12:39 PM 
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lol...i feel ya. sometimes it's like the universe is against you, but that's when things look up.
fashion victims watch out, erica's ready with a pad and pen to write a ticket ;)
momowilly
fashion victims watch out, erica's ready with a pad and pen to write a ticket ;)
momowilly
u will and always will be a straight up nut, Erica.
but i do feel you and Detroiters take it to the extreme. with the weather not being able to make up its mind, Detroiters will straight wear any damn thing. I sit on my own porch and wonder did these women still their baby's clothes.
I love the ones that had three kids and show off their stretched marked bellies. Oh yeah! That's just sexy!
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but i do feel you and Detroiters take it to the extreme. with the weather not being able to make up its mind, Detroiters will straight wear any damn thing. I sit on my own porch and wonder did these women still their baby's clothes.
I love the ones that had three kids and show off their stretched marked bellies. Oh yeah! That's just sexy!
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